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Name Description Tags ID
water water The All-Liquid. Water 1
fire fire Provider of warmth, light, and destruction. Temperature 2
earth earth The land that makes up the third rock from the sun. Geology 3
air air A mixture of seemingly invisible gases that form Earth's atmosphere. Air 4
steam steam Hot air-sweats. Pressure, Temperature, Water 5
lava lava Hot-n-Ready liquefied rock. Geology, Temperature 6
pressure pressure The exertion of force upon an object by something in contact with it, be it physical or figurative. Pressure 7
volcano volcano A fiery pimple of the Earth. Events, Geology, Pressure, Temperature 8
sea sea Commonly mistaken for an ocean, it is a smaller body of water that's at least partially surrounded by land. Geology, Water 9
ocean ocean A vast expanse of salt water that is filled with unimaginable horrors. Geology, Water 10
energy energy The universal motivator. Forces, Temperature 11
mud mud Water and earthy matter's soft, sodden child. Geology 12
rain rain Tears of the clouds. Water, Weather 13
dust dust Earth's dandruff. Entropy 14
cloud cloud Natural containers of water suspended in the air. Air, Water, Weather 15
storm storm Violent clouds. Electricity, Weather 16
geyser geyser An exclamatory jet of water and steam that is exhaled by a hot spring. Geology, Pressure, Water 17
island island A small body of land surrounded by water, frequently the location of escapist daydreams. Geology, Place 18
earthquake earthquake Ground ripples caused by movements within the Earth's crust. Events, Forces, Geology 19
wind wind Air that blows all over the place and defies all attempts at prediction. Pressure, Weather 20
eruption eruption What happens when a volcano sneezes. Events, Geology, Pressure, Temperature 21
sky sky The domain of clouds. Air, Space 22
tornado tornado God's straw. Air, Events, Forces, Weather 23
plant plant The original solar-powered organism. Plants 24
gunpowder gunpowder A powder that explodes when excited. Minerals 25
explosion explosion Violent expansion used for destruction and spectacle. Events, Forces, Temperature 26
stone stone Breaker of bones and other such valuables. Geology 27
sand sand A fine debris of stones that gets everywhere. Geology 28
ash ash Fire dandruff. Minerals 29
coal coal The original fossil fuel. Minerals 30
diamond diamond Super Hyper Pressurized Carbon Turbo: Crystal Edition. Geology, Valuables 31
glass glass A brittle, transparent substance, and primary weapon in the war against ants. Minerals 32
hourglass hourglass Egg timer prototype. Time, Tools 33
aquarium aquarium Fish limbo. Containers, Decorations, Furniture 34
greenhouse greenhouse Daycare for plants. Construction, Containers 35
metal metal The Wonder Material! Hard, soft, shiny, dull, liquid, solid; it can do it all! Materials 36
rust rust Chapped lips for Iron. Thanks Oxygen! Entropy, Minerals 37
boiler boiler A generator of steam and nightmares for young children who dared to explore their family's basement. Containers, Pressure 38
bullet bullet Gun currency. Weapons 39
steel steel Harder and stronger sibling of Iron, though a bit tempermental. Materials 40
time time THE FOURTH DIMENSION. Time 41
tree tree Source of wood, and eternal adversary of lumberjacks. Plants 42
swamp swamp You will never find a more wretched hive of scum and wetland-that's-heavily-dependant-upon-natural-water-fluctuations. Geology, Place 43
life life It finds a way. 44
plankton plankton Fish finger food. Biology 45
bird bird Dinosaur in hiding. Birds 46
phoenix phoenix A pyromaniacal bird that's very difficult to kill. Birds, Legends 47
human human The most dangerous game. People 48
egg egg An organic container of life, and important subject of certain philosophical questions related to causality. Biology 49
clay clay There's wet dirt and then there's fine, wet dirt. Materials 50
golem golem A human figure made out of clay, and given unnatural life. Construction, Legends, People 51
pottery pottery Objects made out of clay, and hardened by heat and tenacity. Containers 52
tool tool A device used to achieve a goal, like a hammer to pound a nail or a Skynet to eliminate humanity. Tools 53
steam engine steam engine Energy brought to you by Steam! Machine, Pressure 54
blade blade The part that cuts instead of stabs! Weapons 55
wood wood Tree meat. Materials 56
axe axe Instrument used to question trees. Tools, Weapons 57
forest forest It takes trees to tango. Geology, Plants 58
love love The eternal fire shared with someone else. 59
lumberjack lumberjack A tree wrangler. People 60
train train Rail-mounted vehicle used for the transportation of people, supplies, and dreams. Vehicles 61
steamboat steamboat A boat that runs on water vapor, and is now mostly enjoyed by history aficionados. Vehicles 62
campfire campfire Outdoor communal heat dispenser and cooker. Temperature 63
roe roe Baby fish containers. Biology 64
omelette omelette An egg-based dish containing whatever's left in one's refrigerator. Food 65
caviar caviar Salty fish eggs. Food 66
turtle turtle Slow, but steady shellborn reptiles. Reptiles 67
fish fish Any gill-breathing vertebrate that hangs out under the sea. Fish 68
lizard lizard A type of reptile that is prone to lounging. Reptiles 69
field field Land ripe for planting. Place, Plants 70
farmer farmer Major supplier of fruits, vegetables, and/or can-do attitudes. People 71
house house A building for people to live in, with an option for pets and/or ghosts. Construction 72
livestock livestock Farm animals with a purpose. Animals 73
chicken chicken Apparently everything tastes like it. Animals 74
grass grass Nature's carpet. Plants 75
cow cow A female ox that is used for its milk, beef, and likeability as a mascot. Animals 76
milk milk Cereal sauce. Drinks 77
cheese cheese The only benefit to letting milk go bad. Food 78
moon moon A planetary groupie. Space 79
tobacco tobacco Dried leaves that are enjoyed smoked, chewed, or sniffed. Plants 80
pipe pipe A small bowl that one smokes from by way of a connected tube. Tools 81
wheel wheel That which rolled first. Tools 82
bicycle bicycle A two-wheeled vehicle that's powered by YOU. Vehicles 83
wheat wheat A cereal grain, and bedrock of baked goods. Plants 84
flour flour The white powder created by grinding grains. Food, Materials 85
dough dough Wheat's third evolution. Food, Materials 86
bread bread A baked food made from flour, water, and yeast, that is sometimes broken in the pursuit of fellowship. Food 87
fruit fruit A totally sweet plant product. Food, Plants 88
pie pie A deliciously-filled pastry that is the bane of all clowns. Food 89
meat meat The edible body parts of animals. Food 90
sandwich sandwich Unruly edibles held together by bread bouncers. Food 91
smoke smoke Herald of fire. Air 92
ham ham The upper leg meat of a pig that has been made tasty. Food 93
gun gun A weapon where a projectile is explosively propelled out of a metal tube. Weapons 94
corpse corpse A lifeless human body. Death 95
zombie zombie Something alive that should be dead. Death, Legends, People 96
coffin coffin The last bed most of us will ever sleep in. Containers, Death 97
grave grave An area where a dead body has been deposited publicly or secretly. Containers, Death, Place 98
graveyard graveyard The deadest of subterranean parties. Containers, Death, Place 99
boat boat A craft that allows one to travel over water while still being at its mercy. Vehicles 100
desert desert The land that rain forgot. Geology 101
cactus cactus Desert trees that are VERY against hugging. Plants 102
seaweed seaweed Sea grass. Plants 103
dragon dragon A mythical giant reptile that flies, breathes fire, and is voiced by a British actor. Legends, Reptiles 104
cyclist cyclist A rider of one, two, or three-wheeled contraptions, but NEVER FOUR. People 105
firefighter firefighter Person sworn to war against fires. People 106
beach beach The body of sand along a shore, where glistening volleyball games are played. Geology, Place 107
sun sun The center of our galactic party. Space 108
palm palm Branchless tree that's fond of warm weather. Plants 109
rainbow rainbow A curved band of colors caused by refraction, rain, and the occasional pot of gold. Events, Light, Weather 110
tsunami tsunami A wave that's probably too big to surf. Events, Weather 111
blood blood Red liquid that keeps humans and vampires alive. Water 112
sailboat sailboat A boat that travels at the mercy of the wind gods. Vehicles 113
electricity electricity Charged particles, or as it's more technically known: THE POWER OF THE GODS. Electricity, Forces 114
light bulb light bulb An illuminator, both physically and mentally. Light, Tools 115
christmas tree christmas tree A light-strewn tree used as part of an arcane ritual to summon the immortal creature known as Santa. Furniture, Plants 116
clock clock An instrument for measuring time and driving hooked pirates insane. Furniture, Time 117
frankenstein's monster frankenstein's monster The tragic result of a mad scientist's quest to conquer death Legends, People 118
wire wire Electric veins! Materials, Tools 119
chainsaw chainsaw Mechanical saw with spinning teeth of DEATH. Tools 120
electrician electrician An electricity tamer. People 121
light light The universal illuminator. Light 122
electric eel electric eel Electric river snake. Electricity, Fish 123
sunflower sunflower The sun groupie of plants. Plants 124
oil oil The juices left from a decomposing body. Food 125
day day The Sun's gaze upon Earth. Space, Time 126
night night The time when the Earth is hiding from the Sun. Time 127
solar cell solar cell A light glutton. Tools 128
eclipse eclipse Celestial shadow puppets. Space 129
wave wave Recurring disturbances through a medium, such as the sound produced by a gong being hit or the ripples spread from a slapped belly. Forces 130
tide tide When the Earth is caught between the love of the moon and the Sun, and oceans and inlets can't decide which way to go. Geology, Water 131
fireplace fireplace The only place where an accidental fire isn't a dangerous mistake. Construction, Furniture 132
sundial sundial The OG clock. Time, Tools 133
double rainbow! double rainbow! An extremely rare occurence, with exposure to it resulting in exaltations of awe and wonder. Events, Light, Weather 134
scythe scythe A deadly tool against grass that is often wielded by death itself. Tools 135
gravestone gravestone Nameplate for the dead. Death, Decorations, Information, Place 136
twilight twilight Last call for light! Time 137
flute flute Wind-powered instrument with a holey sound. Tools 138
water pipe water pipe A device for when one's really into smoke on the water. Tools 139
animal animal Multicellular organisms that perpetually hunger for other organic matter, and are commonly classified in cracker form. Animals 140
snake snake An armless and legless undulating nightmare of an animal. Reptiles 141
sickness sickness Being unwell, either through genetics or foreign contaminant. Biology 142
cold cold A brisk feeling, possibly leading to uncontrollable shaking. Temperature 143
snow snow Baby ice crystals! Weather 144
seasickness seasickness The nauseating result of seeing things move one way, but feeling them move another. Biology 145
snowman snowman Snow that has been crudely shaped to resemble a person and given sentimental value. Construction 146
toast toast Bread that is burned on purpose. Food 147
ice ice Solid water that's allergic to heat. Temperature 148
sword sword A really long knife that's sharp on both sides. Weapons 149
penguin penguin Nature's finest dressers. Birds 150
windmill windmill Wind-powered grain grinder. Construction 151
acid rain acid rain Rain that has been corrupted by pollution. Minerals, Water, Weather 152
airplane airplane A large winged vehicle that relies on thrust to fly. Vehicles 153
algae algae Aquatic plants that don't have true roots, stems, and leaves, but do have the hope of millions that they will replace fossil fuels in the near future. Plants 154
allergy allergy The body's response to something it doesn't like. Biology 155
alligator alligator The one with the wider, u-shaped snout. Reptiles 156
warrior warrior One who wars. People 157
angel angel Divine servant of God. Legends, People 158
antarctica antarctica The forgotten continent at the end of the world. Place 159
archipelago archipelago A motley crew of islands. Geology 160
armor armor Wearable defenses. Protection, Tools 161
astronaut astronaut A space adventurer. People 162
atmosphere atmosphere The layer of gases surrounding our planet that protects us from various invisible space horrors. Space 163
atomic bomb atomic bomb A very atomically-correct bomb. Weapons 164
pig pig Clean, delicious, snout-nosed animal known for their sheep-herding skills. Animals 165
bacteria bacteria Microorganisms that are essential for life even though they sometimes help take it away. Biology 166
barn barn The farm garage. Construction 167
bayonet bayonet The knife that's brought to a gun fight. Weapons 168
beaver beaver The lumberjack of the animal kingdom. Animals 169
birdhouse birdhouse A human-approved dwelling for birds. Construction 170
blizzard blizzard A snowy windstorm. Temperature, Weather 171
brick brick A block of hardened clay that's used for construction and metaphors. Materials 172
owl owl The terror that (silently) flaps in the night. Birds 173
butcher butcher A person who cuts up meat for fun or profit. People 174
car car A four-wheeled vehicle that is powered by an engine, and is used for cruising on land in various capacities. Vehicles 175
charcoal charcoal What's left when wood or other organic things aren't allowed access to air, and then set ablaze. Minerals 176
star star A ball of perpetually exploding gas in space. Space 177
knight knight An armorclad warrior who served under a designated ruler, an honorary title bestowed upon a man, and an outdated notion of chivalry. People, Protection 178
cuckoo cuckoo A bird with a call so annoying, it was adopted as an alarm for clocks. Birds, Furniture, Machine, Time 179
dinosaur dinosaur Earth's long gone reptile overlords. Legends, Reptiles 180
dog dog A domesticated mammal that longs to be your best friend. Animals 181
duck duck Short aquatic birds with webbed feet and surly dispositions. Birds 182
dune dune A ridge of sand formed by wind and sandworms. Geology 183
engineer engineer The machine whisperer. People 184
glasses glasses A wearable device that helps with eyesight by compensating for bad genetic luck or staring at the TV too much. Tools 185
family family A group that is united by blood, marriage, and/or a love of high-speed cars. People 186
fruit tree fruit tree A tree bearing gifts. Plants 187
orchard orchard A fruit tree neighborhood. Plants 188
fireworks fireworks Socially-acceptable explosions that are often used for celebrations. Light, Tools 189
flood flood A large amount of water that has temporarily outgrown its home. Events, Geology, Water 190
fog fog Land clouds. Weather 191
garden garden A small area used for growing flowers, fruits, vegetables, or rocks. Place, Plants 192
grenade grenade A portable explosion. Weapons 193
hail hail Rain that has frozen on its way to the ground. Weather 194
hay hay Dried grass that is used to feed livestock and hide needles. Food 195
hero hero A person who is idealized or admired for courageous actions like saving a drowning child or refilling the communal coffee pot. People 196
horizon horizon The line where earth and sky meet. Place 197
horse horse A hornless unicorn, commonly used for transportation and racing. Animals 198
hospital hospital An institution for receiving medical care, and inspiration for countless TV shows. Construction 199
ice cream ice cream A frozen food made from dairy products that can be combined with a comically-large range of ingredients. Food 200
mountain mountain An abrubtly tall land formation. Geology 201
glacier glacier An enormous moving ice blanket. Geology 202
alcohol alcohol A volatile liquid used in chemistry and certain adult beverages. Drinks, Water 203
hacker hacker An exceedingly skillful programmer and wearer of monochromatic hats. People 204
cart cart A two-wheeled wagon. Tools, Vehicles 205
wagon wagon A four-wheeled cart. Tools, Vehicles 206
doctor doctor Someone who practices medicine or time traveling. People 207
paper paper Finely shaved, pulped, and pressed tree meat. Materials, Tools 208
newspaper newspaper A periodical publication printed with timely articles and funnies. 209
salt salt A crystalline substance commonly used in food consumption, preservation, and competitive wrestling rituals. 210
vampire vampire An undead individual who feasts on the blood of others, and is very self-conscious about arriving uninvited. Legends, People 211
sunglasses sunglasses Glasses with darkened lenses that protect one's eyes from the glares of sunlight and jealousy. Tools 212
igloo igloo Snow forts for adults. Construction, Temperature 213
sandstorm sandstorm When you don't have time to go to the beach, but still want to find sand on your persons for the next month. Events, Weather 214
oasis oasis An area in the desert where there's enough water for trees and hope to grow. Place 215
robot robot A machine that can be electronically programmed to carry out a variety of physical tasks automatically, and is the face of humanity's downfall. Machine 216
sushi sushi A culturally acceptable way of eating raw fish. Food 217
treehouse treehouse A hideout for children that's located in a tree. Construction 218
unicorn unicorn A majestic horse with a single horn in the middle of its forehead. Animals, Legends 219
bacon bacon Meat from the back and sides of a pig that is salted, smoked, and lusted over. Food 220
cigarette cigarette The most commonly used tobacco consumption system. Tools 221
pilot pilot Someone who literally has their head in the clouds all the time. People 222
seahorse seahorse A small fish whose head barely resembles a horse. Fish 223
fossil fossil The petrified remains of ancient organisms. Animals, Death, Geology 224
ring ring A small circular band of material used for decoration, and may be set with gemstones or the black speech of the dark lord. Valuables 225
pegasus pegasus A winged hornless unicorn. Animals, Legends 226
shark shark A type of carnivorous fish known for their flexible skeletons, occasional encounters with humans, and fondness for oxygen tanks. Fish 227
space space The realm in which planets and stars live. Space 228
yogurt yogurt Bacteria + dairy = profit. Food 229
computer computer An electronic device that can both aid and hinder work. Information, Machine 230
mouse mouse A small rodent that has inspired and annoyed millions. Animals 231
baker baker A bread magician. People 232
pencil pencil A mighty wooden marker. Information, Tools 233
starfish starfish A fish that is solely composed of arms and feet. Fish 234
wine wine Classy, grape-flavored alcohol. Drinks 235
telescope telescope Squinting instrument. Tools 236
pizza pizza The greatest of the dinner pies. Food 237
cat cat A small mammal that is kept as a pet and believes it owns everything. Animals 238
sound sound Earsight. Forces 239
light sword light sword An elegant weapon for a more civilized age. Legends, Weapons 240
force knight force knight Guardians of peace and justice in the Old Republic. Legends, People 241
wolf wolf A dog who doesn't play by the rules. Animals 242
werewolf werewolf Someone who changes into a wolf during a full moon and is allergic to silver. Animals, Legends, People 243
grim reaper grim reaper An attempt at making death easier to comprehend. Death, Legends, People 244
sailor sailor Crewmember of a seafaring vessel, and singer of shanties. 245
camel camel The humped horse of the desert. 246
wall wall A vertical structure used to keep things in. Or out. Construction 247
planet planet A star dancer. Geology, Space 248
rocket rocket A self-propelled device that's as inspiring as it is deadly. Machine, Vehicles 249
swordfish swordfish Fish that are saddled with a sword for a nose. Fish 250
drunk drunk When the mechanical gears and pulleys controlling your body's motor functions are gunked up with too much alcohol. People 251
music music Sounds as art. Events, Information 252
smog smog Evil fog. Weather 253
beer beer Casual alcohol. Drinks 254
seagull seagull Noisy ducks. Well, noisier. Birds 255
juice juice The delicious liquid obtained from fruit or vegetables. Drinks 256
village village A small community in a rural area. Place 257
scissors scissors An instrument to make cutting easier. Tools 258
story story A series of events or incidents told via campfire, book, cave drawing, or laborious voice over. Information, Legends 259
letter letter Physical emails. Containers, Information 260
coconut coconut Natural candy of a certain type of palm tree. Containers, Food, Plants 261
coconut milk coconut milk A delicious natural laxative found within coconuts. Drinks 262
sugar sugar The double-edged sword of ingredients. Food, Materials 263
bat bat Flying mammal and inspiration for vigilantes. Animals 264
squirrel squirrel Bushy-tailed rodents that live in trees and feast on nuts and stolen birdseed. Animals 265
river river Nature's open-air water pipe. Geology, Water 266
cookie cookie A delightfully small and flattened cake. Food 267
iceberg iceberg Great ice cube of the sea. Geology, Water 268
vulture vulture Balding bird that feasts on the dead. Birds 269
bone bone Skeleton puzzle pieces. Death, Materials 270
castle castle Fortified building and occasional home of royalty. Construction, Protection 282
centaur centaur The wild man-horse. Animals, Legends, People 283
nest nest Beds made out of twigs, mud, and leaves that baby birds have to live in no matter how much they crow about it. Construction, Containers 284
lion lion Inexplicable King of the Animal Kingdom despite the lionesses doing all the work. Animals 285
doghouse doghouse A shelter for dogs to sit in or lay on top of. Construction 286
skyscraper skyscraper A building that's reaching for the sky. Construction 287
dynamite dynamite Highly volatile and explosive moldable stick. Tools, Weapons 288
goat goat Frisky horned sheep. Animals 289
cereal cereal Breakfast food made from roasted grains, and a contested member of a balanced breakfast. Food 290
black hole black hole Space hole that grows hungrier the more it eats, and whose tastes include everything in existence. Space 291
lighthouse lighthouse A structure containing a light bright enough for ships at sea to interpret. Construction, Light 301
surfer surfer Rider of waves, chiller of attitudes. People 302
monkey monkey Tree-dwelling primate with a tail. Animals 303
idea idea A thought given weight. Information 304
galaxy galaxy A collection of stars held together by gravity. Space 305
lamp lamp Creator of unnatural light. Furniture, Light 306
mirror mirror A reflective surface from which anyone but vampires can see themselves. Furniture 307
meteoroid meteoroid A small object cruising through space. Geology, Space 308
meteor meteor A small object from outer space that has entered earth's atmosphere and brought with it fire, wishes, and omens. Events, Space 309
platypus platypus The animal example of 'Ok, but what if we added this...' Animals 310
pirate pirate Scoundrel of the seas. People 311
lava lamp lava lamp A liquid lamp that doesn't actually contain magma. Decorations, Light 312
hamburger hamburger Cow sandwich. Food 313
email email Mail that can be sent without getting up. Containers, Information 314
prism prism Rainbow glass. Light, Tools 315
sandpaper sandpaper Angry paper. Tools 316
kite kite A toy that lets you play tug of war with wind. Air, Decorations 317
origami origami Paper that has been purposefully folded to make art. Construction, Decorations 318
statue statue An immobile reproduction of something. Construction, Furniture 320
chocolate chocolate Ground-up sweet seeds. Food 322
chocolate milk chocolate milk What many believe to be the result of milking brown cows and/or feeding cows chocolate. Drinks 327
cookie dough cookie dough Raw cookie meat. Food, Materials 328
city city A grown-up town. Place 331
eagle eagle Large bird that enjoys gliding, crushing the skulls of its prey, and inspiring Americans. Birds 332
watch watch A wearable clock. Time, Tools 333
ambulance ambulance Specialty vehicles that ferry people to and from hospitals, and are not required to obey traffic laws in an emergency. Vehicles 334
manatee manatee A chill sea mammal that is a friend to all except boats. Animals 335
ski goggles ski goggles Glasses used by those too cool for snowblindness. Tools 336
swim goggles swim goggles Glasses that work underwater. Tools 337
cyborg cyborg The next stage of humanity. Machine, People 338
mermaid mermaid A woman who has a beautiful singing voice and a fish tail instead of legs. Fish, Legends, People 339
sheep sheep Wool-covered animals known for their flocking tendencies and secret passwords. Animals 340
alien alien That which is not of this Earth. Legends, Space 341
book book An imagination igniter. Containers, Information 342
dam dam An attempt at taming water. Construction 344
internet internet The information superhighway. Construction, Information, Vehicles 345
motorcycle motorcycle Motorized vehicle resembling a beefed-up version of a bicycle or tricycle. Vehicles 346
avalanche avalanche A rapid descent of mountain accumulation. Events, Geology 347
leather leather Tanned, commodified skin. Materials 348
wizard wizard Someone who makes the impossible possible. Legends, People 349
faun faun A human who looks like they're slowly turning into a goat, but actually isn't. They just have the horns, ears, legs, and tail of one. Animals, Legends, People 350
gold gold THE precious metal. Materials, Valuables 351
moss moss Official plant of dark and dank places. Plants 352
egg timer egg timer An hourglass that lasts as long as an egg takes to boil. Time, Tools 353
butter butter The incredible, spreadable, edible fat. Food 354
oxygen oxygen An odorless gas that's only important if you want to live. Air, Materials 355
pyramid pyramid A three-dimensional triangle you could die in. Construction 356
sand castle sand castle A formidable structure made out of wet sand. Construction 357
umbrella umbrella A rain shield. Tools 359
pond pond A really small lake. Place, Water 360
wool wool Animal hair that's good enough for you to want on your body. Materials 361
scarecrow scarecrow An object resembling a human figure that's meant to scare birds that don't know any better. Furniture, Tools 362
carbon dioxide carbon dioxide A colorless, odorless gas that may end up causing a few mass extinctions. Air, Materials 363
monarch monarch A supreme ruler. People 364
bridge bridge A structure that provides passage over a problematic area, and may go nowhere. Construction 365
broom broom A brush with handle attached to it that's used to shuffle rubbish from one place to another Tools 366
leaf leaf Solar panel for plants and wind surfing board for insects. Plants 367
fridge fridge A cold food closet. Furniture 368
printer printer A machine that can print anything onto paper as long as it has enough ink. Furniture, Tools 369
scorpion scorpion An arachnid's impersonation of a lobster taken to the next level. Insects 370
santa santa The big man up north who holds humanity in constant judgment. Legends, People 371
reindeer reindeer Fancy deer of the north and herald of Santa Claus. Animals 372
sleigh sleigh A sled-like vehicle, but totally not a sled, built to slide over snow and ice by the pulling of various animals. Vehicles 373
candy cane candy cane A striped, minty candy shaped like a cane that heralds the arrival of Christmas. Food 374
christmas stocking christmas stocking A large sock that Santa makes some of his Christmas deposits in. Decorations 375
chimney chimney An escape hatch for smoke. Construction 376
sweater sweater A knitted long-sleeved shirt that has an above average chance of looking terrible. Decorations 377
gift gift Something that is given without payment. Containers 378
snowball snowball A ball of packed snow that serves as the most popular winter weapon. Temperature, Weapons 379
snowboard snowboard A board one stands on while descending snowy slopes at high speeds. Vehicles 380
armadillo armadillo The safety mammal that's decked out in bony plating, and which moves under the cover of darkness. Animals 381
pigeon pigeon Bird of the streets. Birds 382
seaplane seaplane A plane that can take off and land on water without crashing. Vehicles 383
narwhal narwhal The whale version of a unicorn, but real. Fish 384
piranha piranha Fish that is filled with teeth and a taste for blood. Fish 385
titanic titanic The boat that dared to be huge. Events, Legends, Vehicles 386
obsidian obsidian Hardcore rock. Minerals 387
mummy mummy A dead body that has been wrapped in bandages, but may be filled with terrifying unnatural life at a later date. Death, Legends, People 388
money money A medium of exchange, and potential bringer of happiness or ruin. Time, Valuables 389
flying fish flying fish Fish that dream of one day flying out of their watery prison, but will only ever be able to glide short distances. Fish 390
tank tank An enormous armored gun that moves around on treads. Protection, Vehicles, Weapons 391
solar system solar system Our immediate planetary family in reach of the sun. Space 392
paper airplane paper airplane An aircraft made of paper and imagination. Air, Decorations 393
banana banana Fruit loved by certain monkeys and fans of physical comedy. Food 394
sandstone sandstone Sand that has been cemented together. Geology 395
parrot parrot The comedian of birds Birds 396
dry ice dry ice What carbon dioxide turns into when it gets too cold. Materials, Temperature 397
flashlight flashlight A portable light and scary face-maker. Light, Tools 398
dew dew When cool surfaces sweat water at night. Water 399
trojan horse trojan horse Common metaphor describing something that slips past defenses and destroys from within, like memes. Construction, Legends 400
catnip catnip Cat-safe drug. Plants 401
scalpel scalpel A surgeon's favorite knife. Tools 402
skateboard skateboard A board with four wheels that can be ridden in casual, extreme, or EXXXTREME situations. Vehicles 403
alarm clock alarm clock A clock that can be timed to make a noise so irritating it will force someone out of bed. Time, Tools 404
water gun water gun A toy that makes one reconsider what "childsafe" really means. Weapons 405
wind turbine wind turbine A giant rotary propeller that uses wind to generate electricity and inconvenience birds. Electricity, Machine 406
piggy bank piggy bank Coin deposit box in the hollowed-out artificial remains of a pig. Containers, Valuables 407
sloth sloth An animal that moves slow enough for moss to grow on it, along with several layers of sedimentary rock. Animals 408
marshmallows marshmallows Delightful pillowy sugar sponges. Food 409
seal seal Dogs who never left the water. Animals 410
helicopter helicopter When someone takes a Bond villain's death machine and turns it into a vehicle. Vehicles 411
tea tea Hot Leaves - The Drink. Drinks 412
picnic picnic Not just eating outdoors, but eating outdoors with a purpose. Events, Food 413
peacock peacock A bird with a built-in stageshow. Birds 414
rose rose A flowery bush with a thorn in its side. Decorations, Plants 415
flower flower A plant-based weapon in romantic courtship. Decorations, Plants 416
hummingbird hummingbird A bird that has superseded dogs with its ability to fly backwards. Birds 417
chameleon chameleon Lizard of many colors and eyelines. Animals 418
fox fox The slyest of all animals and frequent patron of chicken coops. Animals 419
wild boar wild boar A wild pig, one that the common house pigs dream of becoming one day. Animals 420
firetruck firetruck Fire ambulance and vehicle of choice for Dalmations. Vehicles 421
medusa medusa Serpentine lady with a stoney stare. Legends, People 422
flying squirrel flying squirrel Rats with wings-that-aren't-really-wings-but-actually-folds-of-skin-connecting-the-fore-and-hind-legs. Animals 423
fence fence A wall, but outside. Construction 424
electric car electric car A car that doesn't run on dinosaur remains. Vehicles 425
ostrich ostrich The biggest bird. Birds 426
milk shake milk shake Delicious ice cream slurry. Drinks 427
map map A bird's eye view made pictorial. Information, Place 428
lawn mower lawn mower The instrument of grass barbers. Machine 429
mousetrap mousetrap A horrible board game inspired by real-life capture devices. Tools 430
cotton cotton Soft clothes for plant seeds that are then used to make clothes for humans. Materials, Plants 431
thread thread The kind of fiber that's used for sewing, not for pooping. Materials 432
fabric fabric The brick of the clothing and textile world. Materials 433
bank bank The main producer of sacks with dollar signs on them. Construction 434
excalibur excalibur A famous British sword that nobody can agree on whether it came from a stone or a lake. Legends, Weapons 435
popsicle popsicle Flavored ice that has been frozen around most of a stick. Food, Temperature 436
woodpecker woodpecker A bird who is a very, very insistent knocker. Birds 437
wand wand Tool for wizarding, witching, casting, and conjuring. Legends, Tools 438
pirate ship pirate ship A vessel manned by an ARRRRRdy group of individuals, and which docks in an ARRRRRRRbor. Vehicles 439
constellation constellation Connect the Dots: Star Edition. Space 440
computer mouse computer mouse An input device for computers that would resemble a rodent if you were drunk. Tools 441
pasta pasta Hot, boiled, doughy deliciousness from Italia. Food 442
shuriken shuriken The instrument of choice for a Professor of Ninjistics. Weapons 443
ninja ninja A practicioner of ninjistics. People 444
saddle saddle A seat to assert humanity's dominance over animals. Tools 445
sheet music sheet music A series of bars, lines, and dots on a piece of paper that correspond to sounds. Information 446
donut donut A small mound of fried dough that grows more exotic in its variations every year. Food 447
fishing rod fishing rod A device that preys on the ignorance of fish in order to capture them. Tools 448
mayonnaise mayonnaise Eggy sandwich fixings. Food 450
confetti confetti Paper snow for parties. Decorations 451
witch witch Magic practicioner with a fondness for broom-based transport. Legends, People 452
skeleton skeleton The only thing stopping any of our bodies from toppling over into a disgusting meat pile. Death, Materials 453
spider spider An eight-legged nightmare that eats insects, unless you're in Australia, in which case they eat EVERYTHING. Insects 454
web web A spider's home AND place of work. Construction, Tools 455
ghost ghost Life after death, sometimes as a translucent body, and often on the receiving end of busts. Death, Legends 456
vegetable vegetable Edible plants and the bane of children worldwide. Food, Plants 457
pumpkin pumpkin Large, orange fruit that is ceremoniously lobotomized every year and rabidly devoured in coffee drinks. Food, Plants 458
crystal ball crystal ball An orb used to predict the future, preceded by vigorous hand rubbing and temple pointing. Decorations, Tools 459
jack-o-lantern jack-o-lantern A lobotomized pumpkin that is lit from the inside. Decorations 460
bee bee Bumbly insects armed with a single stinger and excellent dance instincts. Insects 461
butterfly butterfly Insect with a rorschach test for wings. Insects 462
beehive beehive The residency of the queen bee. Construction, Containers 463
honey honey Bee-made liquid that never expires and always tastes good with chicken nuggets. Food 464
wax wax The moldable secretiono of honeybees and ears. Materials 465
candle candle Wax fire sticks. Light, Tools 466
water lily water lily Water-based flower cups. Plants 467
hippo hippo The most deadly yet cutest animal in Africa. Animals 468
pinocchio pinocchio A very nosy and deceitful boy. Construction, Legends, People 470
wrapping paper wrapping paper Tearaway skin for presents. Decorations 471
minotaur minotaur Half man, half bull, all gross. Animals, Legends, People 472
vase vase Fancy cup for flowers. Decorations 473
space station space station A potentially fully armed and operational manned structure in outer space. Construction, Space 474
soap soap A cleaning substance with sometimes intense smells, sometimes intense colors, and sometimes intense CLEANING POWER. Minerals 475
fountain fountain An artificial geyser. Construction, Decorations 476
needle needle Hole punched pin that's good at bringing threads together. Tools 477
drum drum Musical instrument that prefers to be hit with sticks or hands. Tools 478
batter batter A cooking beat'em up featuring flour, milk, and eggs. Food, Materials 479
snowmobile snowmobile A sledge powered by an engine instead of dogs and hope. Vehicles 480
rat rat Close relative of mice and often depicted as villains in animated movies, except when they're cooks. Animals 481
sphinx sphinx A lion with a face transplant. Construction, Decorations 482
jam jam Fruity preserves with a good beat. Food 483
cheeseburger cheeseburger Hot sandwich with two different cow products in it. Food 484
crow crow The smartest bird on Earth, and member of a murderous group. Birds 485
stun gun stun gun An adult joy buzzer. Weapons 486
cannon cannon Weapon of warfare inspired by firing off champagne corks. Weapons 487
blender blender A machine that replicates mother birds chewing up food and regurgitating liquids. Tools 488
bulletproof vest bulletproof vest Extra health. Protection 489
pitchfork pitchfork Farm tool #666. Tools 490
ufo ufo Objects prone to close encounters. Legends, Vehicles 491
cake cake An excuse to use and eat frosting. Food 492
bbq bbq Portable cooker with a clothing requirement of very dumb aprons. Furniture, Tools 493
swimmer swimmer One who can sink in water on purpose. People 494
angler angler Fisherman evolved to use tools and not their bare hands. People 495
farm farm Development center for crops, animals, and spies. Construction, Place 496
ruins ruins Buildings that are falling apart at the seams. Construction, Entropy 497
steak steak Sliced hindquarters, cooked on a range from 'Still Bleeding' to 'Ash'. Food 498
spaceship spaceship Vehicle for the final frontier. Space, Vehicles 499
kaiju kaiju Japan's most vocal proponent of nuclear disarmament. 500
horseshoe horseshoe The only set of shoes with nails for laces. Decorations, Tools 501
soda soda Fizzy sugar drink that's more commonly known as 'pop.' Drinks 502
tractor tractor Farm vehicle that's half monster truck. Vehicles 503
frog frog Amphibean that's a ribbit-er and not a croak-er. Reptiles 504
mailman mailman An email facilitator made human. People 505
bandage bandage Artifical scabs. Tools 506
log cabin log cabin Tree house, but on the ground. Construction 507
bus bus Public transportation on wheels. Vehicles 508
alpaca alpaca Bet you didn't know that llamas have banana ears and alpacas have spear ears. Animals 509
rope rope Two great cords that braid great together. Materials, Tools 510
puddle puddle A natural kiddie pool. Water 511
grilled cheese grilled cheese Proof that you don't need meat for a perfect sandwich. Food 512
pterodactyl pterodactyl The original dinosaur bird before they were all birds. Birds, Legends, Reptiles 513
snow globe snow globe Miniature city or scene doomed to suffer frequent gravity shifts and blizzards simultaneously. Decorations 514
flamethrower flamethrower More like a flame spewer. Weapons 515
waterfall waterfall When water takes a leap of faith. Place, Water 516
ozone ozone When oxygen gets a little gassy after too many electric shocks. Air, Materials 517
ant ant Insect member of a royalty-based society, and mortal enemy of magnifying glasses. Insects 518
paint paint Colored artificial skin that's slathered onto a surface. Decorations, Materials 519
treasure map treasure map Valuable pieces of paper that can possibly lead to riches, but more likely mutiny and/or death. Information, Legends 520
treasure treasure Objects contained within a chest that produce a glow when opened, and are subsequently mirrored in the discoverer's eyes. Furniture, Valuables 521
hammer hammer The premiere pounding tool. Tools 522
mountain range mountain range Earth's wrinkles. Geology 523
family tree family tree The only way you can remember your extended family's names. Information, People 524
rv rv A big van designed to be slept in, and in real beds instead of jacking the seats back and kinda propping your head against the window. Vehicles 525
mold mold Nature's moisture-loving beard stubble. Biology 526
bakery bakery The best smelling place on Earth. Construction 527
ice cream truck ice cream truck Vehicle that preys on sweet tooths and children. Vehicles 528
gardener gardener Lord of plants. People 529
supernova supernova A really big star burp. Space 530
doge doge Wow. Much dog. Animals, Legends 531
the one ring the one ring Isildur's bane. Legends, Valuables 532
ninja turtle ninja turtle Hero in a half shell. Legends, Reptiles 534
gingerbread man gingerbread man Uncatchable human-shaped cookie. Food, Legends 535
gingerbread house gingerbread house Edible housing for edible people. Construction, Food 536
safety glasses safety glasses Protective eyewear in case of flying debris or harsh verbal burns. Tools 537
hay bale hay bale An informal, off the cuff greeting to Christian Bale, a celebrated actor. Construction, Food 538
harp harp Plucked instrument of the gods. Tools 539
fortune cookie fortune cookie Thin folded wafer with a prophetic message inside. Food, Information 540
chicken wing chicken wing The delicious result of a chicken arm dunked in a hot oil bath. Food 541
recipe recipe How to Cook When You Don't Know Anything About Cooking and Not Set Yourself on Fire - A Lesson. Information 542
french fries french fries Hot and oiled potato sticks. Food 543
ruler ruler A straight edge and measuring instrument for arcane units of length. Tools 544
chicken soup chicken soup Trademarked cure for the common cold. Food 545
iced tea iced tea Cold leafy drink. Drinks 546
tyrannosaurus rex tyrannosaurus rex The figurehead king of the dinosaurs. Legends, Reptiles 547
lake lake A big pond. Geology, Water 548
duckling duckling Baby quacker. Birds 549
toucan toucan A tropical bird with a massive bill who is an eater of fruits and sometimes loops. Birds 550
optical fiber optical fiber What's inside the Internet's series of tubes. Light, Materials 551
stethoscope stethoscope A doctor's hearing aid. Tools 552
mac and cheese mac and cheese Pasta doused in hot cow sauce. Food 553
nessie nessie A shared hallucination by the visitors to Loch Ness. Animals, Legends 554
banana bread banana bread The sole purpose of brown bananas. Food 555
drone drone The scouts of the impending robot uprising. Machine 556
jerky jerky Slim-as-a-jim sunbathed strips of meat. Food 557
fairy tale fairy tale Stories told to children by parents to soften the soul-crushing blow of the universe's indifference. Legends 558
ivy ivy A plant with a passion for climbing using its five point technique. Plants 559
hamster hamster An adorable rodent whose primary means of transportation is a giant ball. Animals 560
mountain goat mountain goat A devil-eyed mountain dweller. Animals 561
carrot carrot An orange vegetable with green hair, and inspiration for the greatest comedian in history. Food, Plants 562
penicillin penicillin The only time in history when someone was glad to see mold. Biology 563
vacuum cleaner vacuum cleaner A sucker. Tools 564
yeti yeti The real snowman of the Himalayas. Animals, Legends 565
aurora aurora When Earth's atmosphere gets confrontational with solar particles, there be fireworks. Events, Light 566
bonsai tree bonsai tree A permanent baby tree. Decorations, Plants 567
fire extinguisher fire extinguisher Canned fire-killer and DIY space booster pack. Containers, Tools 568
gnome gnome A protector of gardens who also happens to be an insurance salesman. Decorations, Legends 569
granite granite Stop me if you've heard this before: quartz, mica, and feldspar walk into a bar... Materials 570
hedge hedge A plant-link fence. Construction, Plants 571
microscope microscope A tricked-out magnifying lens. Tools 572
mars mars The red-headed step child of the solar system. Geology, Space 573
robot vacuum robot vacuum A robotic floor cleaner and spy for the impending robot uprising. Machine 574
smoothie smoothie When fruit and ice meet up, things get messy. Drinks 575
steel wool steel wool The highly prized coat shorn from robot sheep. Tools 578
crayon crayon Edible wax rainbows. Tools 579
tunnel tunnel A long horizontal hole. Geology 580
quicksand quicksand A way to drown on land. Geology 581
parachute parachute The safest way to survive jumping out of a fast-moving aircraft. Tools 582
husky husky A dog that loves to mush. Animals 583
roller coaster roller coaster Real life mine cart sequences. Construction 584
pencil sharpener pencil sharpener Writing and drawing enabler. Tools 585
sewing machine sewing machine Surgical device for garments and cloth. Machine 586
don quixote don quixote Some guy who attacked a bunch of windmills, and a movie Terry Gilliam will never complete. Legends, People 587
safe safe A strong box or room requiring a key, impressive hearing skills, or explosives to open. Containers, Protection 588
sprinkles sprinkles Sugary dandruff. Decorations 589
chain chain A metal link, often used to connect commands. Materials, Tools 590
smoke signal smoke signal All-natural morse code. Air, Information 591
lasso lasso A persuasion device to rope in horses and cattle. Tools 592
moth moth Drably-winged insects in love with lights. Insects 593
cauldron cauldron An ominous kettle. Containers 594
tent tent Blanket forts for grown ups. Protection 595
perfume perfume Good-smelling sweat that you wish came out of your body. Air, Decorations 596
cashmere cashmere Super-fine goat wool. Materials 597
liquid liquid A substance that knows how to flow, but keeps its composure. States 599
heat heat A quality of either increased temperature, feeling, social standing, or police presence. Forces 600
solid solid The stiffest state of matter. States 601
gas gas An airy fluid. States 602
big big When small grows up. States 607
universe universe EVERYTHING THAT EXISTS. Place 608
galaxy cluster galaxy cluster A gravity party bumpin' with galaxies. Space 609
stream stream A baby river. Geology, Water 610
rivulet rivulet A baby stream. Geology, Water 611
motion motion When something or someone is moved or moving (physically, not emotionally). 612
small small A size of lesser means. 616
soil soil The organic scalp of the Earth where plants, not hair, grows. Biology, Geology 617
pebble pebble A small rock after being roughed up by sand or water. Geology 618
rock rock Any innocuous solid mineral, and when preceded by "The," gains world-class acting and professional wrestling abilities. Geology 619
boulder boulder A big rock, prone to chasing archaeologists. Geology 620
hill hill A belly of land. Geology 621
land land Anything on Earth's surface that isn't covered by water, but is owned by Woody Guthrie and YOU! Geology 622
continent continent A large, continuous mass of land separated by an expanse of water, country borders, or other arbitrary distinctions. Geology 624
mineral mineral All-natural, homemade, inorganic substances produced humanely by the underground. Minerals 625
organic matter organic matter Matter from a living organism, like leaves from a tree, or recently living organism, like rotten flesh on a zombie. Biology 626
gust gust A cough of wind. Air 629
warmth warmth A feeling of comfortable heat up to, but not including, sweating. Temperature 630
chill chill A feeling of coldness, and common cause of goosebumps. Temperature 631
mist mist Fog's tiny sibling, prone to hiding monsters. Weather 632
plasma plasma The state of matter that everyone forgets, and is the stuff of stars and lightning. States 633
current current Underwater wind. 638
arctic arctic The regional domain of Santa Claus. Place 639
hurricane hurricane A cycloptic storm. Events, Weather 640
seed seed A plant egg. Biology, Plants 641
pollen pollen The unmentionables of a male plant. Biology, Plants 642
primordial soup primordial soup A body of water so theoretically amazing that it can actually give birth. Biology 643
lightning lightning When clouds try to be flashy. Electricity, Events 644
death death One of life's constants, along with taxes. Death 645
ore ore Rock-encased minerals that enterprising individuals and/or shady conglomerates extract via mining. Minerals 646
domestication domestication Taming an animal so that they're more amenable to hard labor and pets of the head. States 647
plow plow A blade used to vanquish dirt and create homes for seeds. Tools 648
legend legend A story handed down over time that is believed to be true, but cannot be verified, like the Batman. Information 649
mercury mercury Our sun's best planetary friend. Space 650
jupiter jupiter The largest planet in our solar system, fifth from the sun, and home of the all-powerful Great Red Spot. Space 651
saturn saturn That planet with the rings that also happens to be sixth from the sun. Space 652
machine machine An apparatus performing a particular task using mechanical power, and which possibly has murderous intentions toward its creators. Machine 656
cook cook A person who takes food and makes it better or worse. People 657
potter potter A person who makes organically-sourced things like vases, plates, bowls, and sometimes magic. People 658
science science Systemic wonder applied to the natural world. 659
philosophy philosophy The study of the fundamental nature of knowledge, reality, and existence of poultry. 661
net net A meshy trap you can see through. Tools 663
nuts nuts The puzzle fruit, consisting of a tough-to-crack shell around a tasty center. Food 664
bow bow Arrow propellant. Weapons 665
arrow arrow A bow's ammunition, used to deliver pain and/or love. Weapons 666
coral coral The rocky substance secreted by tiny marine animals that is currently suffering at the hands of global warming. Biology 667
dawn dawn When the sun wakes up in the sky. Time 668
polar bear polar bear Bear of the arctic, and popularly believed to love cola. Animals 669
reed reed The wet grass of wetlands. Plants 670
chicken coop chicken coop Women's dorm for chickens. Containers 671
magic magic Sufficiently advanced technology and/or supernatural power that can be wielded and manipulated. Forces, Legends 672
musician musician One who plays a musical instrument, even if they're not talented. At all. People 673
darkness darkness The absence of photons. Light 674
spotlight spotlight A gaze made visible. Light, Tools 675
skier skier A master of snow traversal using only narrow strips of material attached to their feet. People 676
venus venus The second planet from the sun, and flashiest among them in our solar system. Space 677
bell bell A hollow, metal mouth that emits a musical note when struck by its tongue. Tools 678
katana katana A single-sided, curved sword used by warriors of the past and future. Weapons 679
potato potato The most popular tuber in the world. Food 680
park park Public land that is used for recreation and dog watching. Place 681
magma magma Liquefied rock not yet ready for primetime on the surface. Geology, Materials 682
container container Something used for holding or transporting stuff, like a box or one's mouth. Containers 683
scuba tank scuba tank A device that allows humans to breathe underwater without actually breathing water. Containers 684
diver diver Someone who enjoys spending long periods of time underwater, especially while having access to a supply of air. People 685
battery battery A container of chemical energy that can be converted into electricity, sometimes heralded by a drumming bunny. Electricity, Tools 686
lawn lawn A stretch of grass that is kept short and neat like a fine mustache. Decorations 687
combustion engine combustion engine A mechanical stomach that eats fuel. Machine 688
petroleum petroleum Liquid hydrocarbons freshy squeezed from rocks. Materials 689
birdcage birdcage A cage to confine birds and tempt cats. Containers, Furniture 690
toolbox toolbox The only place you can find a non-alcoholic screwdriver. Containers 691
trainyard trainyard The ultimate destination for trains and railroad cars. Place 692
bottle bottle A container for liquids, and favored weapon of bar patrons. Containers 693
silo silo A tower full of grain that looks like it's about to blast off into space. Construction, Containers 694
sack sack A common tool for carrying stolen money or Christmas presents. Containers 695
firestation firestation Where firefighters wait for the call of the flames. Construction 696
blood bag blood bag A travel-sized container for blood. Containers 697
zoo zoo A collection of wild animals for public display and funny internet videos. Construction, Place 698
cage cage A structure for confinement that taunts its prisoners by having dozens of small openings to look out from. Containers 699
cave cave A hollow space underground that can serve as a home for bats and batmen. Geology, Place 700
hangar hangar THE place to house one's airplane collection. Construction 701
bucket bucket An open cylindrical container with a handle that can be used to carry materials, or worn as a hat. Containers 702
box box A flat-sided container that is perfect for stacking, packing, and trapping. Containers 703
garage garage The clubhouse for vehicles. Construction 704
library library The brain cultivation center. Construction 705
librarian librarian Guardian of the written word. People 706
closet closet A small room used for storing things and hiding monsters. Containers 707
jar jar A bottle with a big mouth. Containers 708
post office post office Where the fate of mail is decided. Construction 709
mailbox mailbox The end of the line for mail. Containers 710
anthill anthill Community housing made by ants, for ants. Construction 711
cup cup The universal drinking container. Containers 712
peat peat Soggy plant corpses. Biology, Geology 713
cotton candy cotton candy Sweetened air. Food 714
frozen yogurt frozen yogurt Yogurt that's even colder! Food 715
alchemist alchemist One who thinks deeply about the nature of things. People 716
little alchemy little alchemy A game of arbitrarily combining nouns to create something magical: a whole new noun. 717
pan flute pan flute The musical instrument of choice for kids who never want to grow up. Tools 718
knife knife A small blade with a handle that can help you or end you. Tools 719
cutting board cutting board A surface to cut things on, but which cannot be cut itself Tools 720
thermometer thermometer An instrument for measuring temperature, and a useful tool for skipping school. Tools 721
butterfly net butterfly net A tool for catching butterflies that lets them glimpse sweet freedom while they're in your grasp. Tools 722
vault vault A secure space for storage where the more valuable its contents are, the higher the chance it will get broken into by a team of colorful characters. Containers, Protection 723
spaghetti spaghetti Pasta that is made in thin solid strings, and is the beloved food of pastafarians everywhere. Food 724
string phone string phone A phone with bad reception, poor sound quality, and very limited range, BUT it's easy to repair and always affordable. 725
paper cup paper cup A cup that should be recycled after being used unless the drinker enjoys destroying the world. Containers 726
hedgehog hedgehog A spiny mammal that can roll into a ball for defense, and which the populace loves to see go fast. Animals 727
caramel caramel Sugar you can chew. Food 728
maple syrup maple syrup The boiled life juices of maple trees. Food 729
sap sap Plant blood. 730
quicksilver quicksilver Liquid death metal. 731
swimming pool swimming pool A structure that can be filled with water for swimming, or emptied for skateboarding. Place, Water 732
painting painting A work of art produced by applying liquid to a setting, and after drying, is admired or disliked by many. 733
cookie cutter cookie cutter Cookie silhouette-maker. Tools 734
windsurfer windsurfer A surfer who's done waiting for the right wave. People 735
cookbook cookbook A rulebook for cooking. Information 736
rabbit rabbit A small mammal that loves carrots, holes in the ground, and comedic patter. Animals 738
ice sculpture ice sculpture When an artist really wants to drive the point home that 'nothing lasts.' 739
apron apron One's armor when waging culinary warfare. 740
cable car cable car A vehicle that's always working out. 741
vinegar vinegar The answer for when someone asks you, "Pickle me this?" Food 742
paleontologist paleontologist Professional fossil enthusiast. People 743
archeologist archeologist Someone who's really into the lives of old people; the older, the better. People 744
vine vine A plant that's way too touchy-feely. Plants 745
rainforest rainforest Nature's armpit: hot, sweaty, and teeming with life! Place 746
syringe syringe The result of a mad genius watching a mosquito bite them and thinking, "I can do better!" Tools 747
moon rover moon rover The only way to travel on the Moon. Vehicles 748
lens lens Transparent material that, for better or worse, helps you see what's right in front of you. Tools 750
shovel shovel A tool that really gets underneath the Earth's skin. Tools 751
hot chocolate hot chocolate Finally, a faster way to consume chocolate. Food 752
beekeeper beekeeper Keeper of bees, master of honey, and bearer of swelling. People 753
ant farm ant farm Artificial apartment complex for ants. 754
canvas canvas A cloth window to imagination. 755
painter painter Professional color smearer. People 756
peanut butter peanut butter Crunchy or smooth peanut ooze, though the superior option is definitively smooth. Food 757
samurai samurai A romanticized warrior of old who served a master, practiced bushido, and inspired a staggering amount of manga. People 876
snowboarder snowboarder Off-season surfer. 877
mail truck mail truck Temporary repository of mail, and almighty dodger of parking tickets. Vehicles 878
firewall firewall An electronic bouncer for your network. Protection 879
binoculars binoculars The second evolution of handheld telescopes. Tools 880
astronomer astronomer A scientist with their head in the interstellar clouds. People 881
excavator excavator The lazy person's shovel. Tools, Vehicles 882
spoon spoon The food shovel. Tools 883
fork fork The utensil for those who think spoons are too safe, and knives too dangerous. Tools 884
restaurant restaurant A place you trust enough to let strangers cook for you. Place 885
tailor tailor Someone who does know whether those pants make your butt look big, and can actually do something about it. People 886
barrel barrel A box with a belly. Containers 887
paraglider paraglider Some say skydiving is only fun when the parachute is open. Vehicles 888
circus circus A traveling show with acrobats, animals, and clowns performing acts that are daring, dangerous, and possibly illegal. Place 889
laptop laptop A computer that doesn't crush your lap, but may burn it instead. Information, Machine 890
tablet tablet A MORE portable portable computer. Information, Machine 891
smartphone smartphone A phone-y computer. Information, Machine 892
factory factory The building building. Place 893
aviary aviary A loft apartment for birds. Containers 894
writer writer A storytelling masochist. People 895